existential pink nightie

My name is Helen Jordan. I've been places.

August 19, 2014 3:33 pm

kylewithenvy:

No superheroing this time, young lady.  But you can pretend like you and me are Ramsey’s bodyguards when we go.  Remember what Mad-Eye Moody said: CONSTANT VIGILANCE

Ohhhhhhkaaaaay. Can I wear my red wig so I can be Black Widow better! I have black clothes too. And fighting moves.

11:33 am

askerquestioner

kylewithenvy: Helen, you got time to come with me and Ramsey to see one of Zee's magic shows? We'll be there and back, no side-trips.

Yes please yes please! It’s been a boring summer so far except for hanging out with Ramsey because then I can be a Green Lantern and rescue him over and over because he doesn’t want to be a superhero so he’s fine being rescued. I’ll tell Ms. Minxx!

July 31, 2014 3:21 pm

thelittlestmanhunter:

Race you to the water!!  First one there gets to investigate the secret Dropaway lagoon, ooooh mysteeeeriousssss….

THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL!!!!!!!!

Wait, I think my mama might’ve told me to stay away from dropaway lagoons, ‘cos that’s where the tide sucks people in and then they get trapped underwater forever?

Are these safe dropaway lagoons?  

I’VE been to Dropaway Bay and it’s called that because surfers go there and then if they come out of the pickle barrel on a fresh tide rip then they drop into the water isn’t that right Uncle Kyle??  Don’t they have hot dogs and kettle corn and salt water taffy and that tall lady who does face paints there too? I have a new dress I can wear because it goes over my swimsuit and matches it! I’m not scared of any silly old tide. 

July 17, 2014 6:26 pm May 21, 2014 5:56 pm
[ Note passed between Helen Jordan and Lian Harper in Tower School, apprehended by Teacher Warth ]

[ Note passed between Helen Jordan and Lian Harper in Tower School, apprehended by Teacher Warth ]

May 17, 2014 1:00 pm

heirtotheknight:

theblondebat replied to your post “How do you imagine your life as a teenager?”

I can’t wait till your voice breaks, Damo.

What? How will it break? Will I begin to speak with two half-voices instead of one whole voice?   

That would be soooooooo creepy! Does Two-Face talk like that, with two half-voices?

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May 14, 2014 5:58 pm

heirtotheknight:

spectralprincess:

As if I’d be so scaredy to be afraid of a hot pepper! Besides I’m normally wearing lip gloss so that’s like protection or something. But anyhow I wouldn’t care one bit.

Yes, your lip gloss is quite sticky.  It may only seal in the heat. Let’s both eat very hot peppers and then kiss and see how it goes.  

Okay. I’ll find some peppers and we can eat them and I bet I’ll be able to eat more than you anyhow.

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4:15 pm
heirtotheknight replied to your photo: “Damian can kiss me all he waaaants~”:
Even if I ate a very hot pepper right before I kissed you? It might burn your lips.

As if I’d be so scaredy to be afraid of a hot pepper! Besides I’m normally wearing lip gloss so that’s like protection or something. But anyhow I wouldn’t care one bit.

3:26 pm
Damian can kiss me all he waaaants~

Damian can kiss me all he waaaants~

April 28, 2014 7:35 pm

heirtotheknight:

spectralprincess:

heirtotheknight replied to your photo:
We have a plane. I’ll take you flying, Helen Jordan.

I’d like that! You could let me hold the throttle, too.

Perhaps, but it’s sizable. The aircraft wasn’t designed for small hands. I may have to assist you in this venture if we’re to successfully get it off the ground.   

I should have known you’d need my help to even get the bird in the air! (That’s what Uncle Hal says about flying planes.) I have flying in my blood, you know. So I’d be a natural at it. We shouldn’t tell Ramsey or Lian because they’ll tattle. Just you and me should go.

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