Office by Alex Penny
My name is Helen Jordan. I've been places.
My least favourite thing is when people say girls aren’t supposed to blah blah blah! I’ll watch boys all I want.
flylikearobin replied to your photoset: [[ The dystopian future where Wonder Woman and…
[Ooh, I like Helens costume!]
[ isn’t it cute? And there’s a sort of clerical feel to it; I thought of nuns when I saw it first, which considering Helen’s faith is very appropriate! ]
[[ The dystopian future where Wonder Woman and Green Lantern Helen Jordan fight side-by-side ]]
I just want to stay home and never see anybody again except you and Lian maybe. Although Lian sometimes doesn’t understand things and that’s annoying. What do I do? Please help!!
Oh, no. Helen. That sucks. I’m really sorry yesterday sucked so much for you. You aren’t a bad person, you know that, right? No matter what anyone says… And, I don’t know what happened between you all, but I would just keep your space from them for now and wait until things cool down. Until you’re ready to talk to them again, ok?
I’m sorry you all fought.
It’s normal to have fights sometimes because I used to fight with my friends in my old school, this feels worse than that though. Maybe it’s because there’s only the four of us at Tower School do you think? That makes it harder to keep my space from them but I think that’s good advice and it makes me feel better about everything.
Should I bring them something to class tomorrow like candy or un-Valentines cards? I’m not even mad at anybody anymore I just wish it never happened.
speedypuffs replied to your photo: Dear Mother Mary: I dont want to go to school…
Whaaat? Honey are you alright?
Mia! I had the worst day yesterday, everything went wrong. I fought with Billy because he thinks I’m a bad person, and Damian said really scary things to me about how some people are wicked and he’s one of them, and I almost fell down a wall and my hip hurts now and everybody’s all mad and upset and it’s horrible!
I just want to stay home and never see anybody again except you and Lian maybe. Although Lian sometimes doesn’t understand things and that’s annoying. What do I do? Please help!!
Dear Mother Mary: I don’t want to go to school tomorrow. Billy thinks I’m horrible and he turned into Captain Marvel and knocked me down. Damian said things that scared me so much. I never thought the two of them would be like that to me ever, like how the demon told me all boys are and I didn’t believe him then but I was nine and a lot dumber.
Please please let me get a Green Lantern ring soon and I promise I’ll be better and not yell at people and I’ll write down my sins every Sunday and pray over them for your forgiveness Blessed Virgin. Please help me to not have any fear and to be a good girl.
In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit amen.
Shut up Damian we’ll free you from prison when we want to!
I never said anything mean Billy Batson and you know it, you are SO a goody TWO shoes there are you happy? And Lian is always saying crazy things. And I know you all call me bossypants so THERE.
YOU SHUTUP, HELEN JORDAN. You will exert all your energy toward ending my incarceration or you’ll be off the campaign!
I don’t think you need to worry about anyone thinking you’re a bossypants as long as Damian is around.
You can’t throw me off the campaign Damian Wayne you can’t even come up to the Watchtower, too bad!
Damian can’t boss me around and everybody knows it, that’s why I’m bossypants. He can be Vice Bossypants or something.
(Source: lilarcher)
OH MY GOD BILLY
This kind of thing is why Lian and me run away from you at lunchtime!!
Enough! Do not quibble amongst yourselves. Focus on your goal of liberating me from my wrongful imprisonment.
Fine, go ahead and run away from me, see if I care! I don’t need to call other people names or say mean things about my friends to feel good about myself, Helen Jordan!
…I’m telling my Dad.
Shut up Damian we’ll free you from prison when we want to!
I never said anything mean Billy Batson and you know it, you are SO a goody TWO shoes there are you happy? And Lian is always saying crazy things. And I know you all call me bossypants so THERE.
(Source: lilarcher)
I support this cause too!! WE DEMAND OUR DAMIAN BACK! School would be so boring without him and only Lian being crazy and Billy being goody too shoes!
NO MORE FAT CATS!
That’s “goody TWO shoes”, actually.
OH MY GOD BILLY
This kind of thing is why Lian and me run away from you at lunchtime!!
(Source: lilarcher)
